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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:21
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
So, the docs changed it to read